ARIES 

The SU shop will run out of UEA tote bags as you’re checking out. How good are your grocery juggling skills Aries?  

TAURUS 

Your determination to make those 9am starts will be strong this month. Unfortunately for you, you’ll sleep through your alarms. I’ll wave when I see you running past the Sportspark at 8:50 Taurus. 

GEMINI 

Concrete Confessions will not be kind to you this month. You will spend too much time trying to figure out if ‘the cutie in the blue bar on Tuesday’ could be you (you were in the red bar Gemini). 

CANCER 

The study room you booked on Booker will have someone in it when you turn up to study. Will you be brave enough to claim your territory Cancer? 

LEO 

Dreams of becoming a BNOC will enlighten you this month. Ignore them, Leo. Sylvester has the monopoly at UEA. I suspect he will not take kindly to threats. 

VIRGO 

It’s fine, Virgo. I get it. I’m sure your advisor will understand that you missed your meeting because you got distracted chasing the UEA bunnies. 

LIBRA 

Avoid Floor Zero in the library this week. We all know it’s the least productive floor. You don’t need a horoscope to tell you you’ll get nothing done there Libra. Like, at all. 

SCORPIO 

You’ll leave your laptop in the library to go for a coffee. Then you’ll realise you forgot your campus card and now, you’re locked out. Hope you cleared that browser history, Scorpio. 

SAGITTARIUS 

I sense that the line for UNIO will be very long. Academic success or your extra hot, skinny latte Sagittarius? 

CAPRICORN 

You will see someone get scared by that statue on the top of the library. It’s gonna be a good month Capricorn. 

AQUARIUS 

Blackboard will go down for you. Will you put on your adult pants, be brave and speak to the IT team Aquarius? 

PISCES 

Thought you’d find a place in the library to study Pisces? Think again. The library will be packed. Next stop JSC, ta-ta now! 

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